What could possibly make a bitch happier than finding a new trend?

Being the new trend.  Yup. That’s us.

Who said so?

Well, just the granddaddy of “Mad Men,” the almighty advertising, marketing, and brand agency formerly known as J. Walter Thompson, now known simply as JWT.

They keep track of the culture’s pulse with their  “Anxiety Index.” (We can so relate, though these days little white pills work well.) Anyway, in yesterday’s newsletter they wrote about us, noting the timeliness of our message, the scope of our vision, and what all their posh clients can learn from it!

Don’t you feel so smug to already be on the bandwagon?

Bitch, we are the prescription.