It’s almost showtime.

Sorry, we’re not talking Christmas, we’re talking book release–just nine more days! Like little kids who can’t wait to open our wrapped presents, we just can’t wait to share our book.  So we’re giving you a little sneak preview as we head toward December 29th. Remember, a little teasing makes everything so much more delicious?

So today a little titillation from Chapter 2.

Grooming: Maintaining a Baseline of Maintenance

Time to come clean about why you spend so much time and money grooming.

It’s not because having Olga (the former Russian weight lifter) squeezing out the blackheads around your nose feels good. It’s not because Pierre’s peroxide concoctions burning your scalp feels good. And it’s certainly not because Dr. Richboobs sucking the fat out of your thighs feels good.

Face it: You groom to be dirty–to be the hottest, sexiest…you can be.  You groom to be rich….You groom to live forever–to look in that mirror and count the smooth decades ahead.

But just like hunting for that big Neanderthal or rich investment banker are passe vestiges of a primitive drive, so too is succumbing to product marketers and service providers preying on a girl’s God -given insecurities. It’s time to wake up… and for you to define the rules of the (grooming) game.

Bitches on a Budget refines the products and services a smart, modern woman needs to look great, where to find them, what’s worth splurging on, and when to it’s time to take a pass.

We can hardly wait to hear what you think!

Bitches on a Budget is being published by the New American Library division of Penguin Books. Ask your bookseller when they’ll be putting it out on their shelves!