The only way to get surefire pleasure? To get that special, private satisfaction of meeting your own needs on your own terms?  Three little words, baby:

Do it yourself. A bitch has two hands and shouldn’t be afraid to use them.

Oh, get your head out of the gutter. We’re talking home projects, grooming products, wardrobe ideas. We want to know how you please yourself, what you make, how you make it, what you save, and (most importantly) how it brings you bitchin’ pleasure.

So today we’re announcing… drumroll/trumpet solo/tambourine shake/kazoo squeal…  it’s officially DIY 2.0!

We’re so excited to launch into our second version of our DIY contest, and we want to hear from you. Tell us what you do yourself. Be specific. Include a pic if you want. Post your entry in the comment box above this post by April 15. (You’ll be needing to find good money savings tips on that day.)  Best entry wins fame and fortune! Well, a copy of BITCHES ON A BUDGET, anyway. Plus its author and her (or his) ideas will be featured on the B Hive! Enter now. Enter often. You know you want to.