The only way to get surefire pleasure? To get that special, private satisfaction of meeting your own needs on your own terms?  Three little words, baby:

Do it yourself. A bitch has two hands and shouldn’t be afraid to use them.

Oh, get your head out of the gutter. We’re talking home projects, grooming products, wardrobe ideas. We want to know how you please yourself, what you make, how you make it, what you save, and (most importantly) how it brings you bitchin’ pleasure.

So today we’re announcing… drumroll/trumpet solo/tambourine shake/kazoo squeal…  it’s officially DIY MONTH!

We’re so excited to launch into our second contest, and we want to hear from you. Tell us what you do yourself. Be specific. Include a pic if you want. Post your entry in the Drop-a-Dime box (scroll down to the bottom of this page) by January 10.  Best entry wins fame and fortune! Well, a copy of BITCHES ON A BUDGET, anyway. Plus its author and her (or his) ideas will be featured on our blog! Enter now. Enter often. You know you want to.